sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
there is puke in my bra ... again
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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