My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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