We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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