You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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