the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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