The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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