she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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