i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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