Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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