Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
he's gonorrhea incarnate
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Randomize
