I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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