apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
