just tell him i said nine months
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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