i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
