is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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