it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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