Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Ambien. No doubt about it.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I wish you could order shots online.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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