They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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