Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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