would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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