I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Randomize
