Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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