Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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