Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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