I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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