Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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