Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
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