I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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