I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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