Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I am available for nakedness
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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