Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm like, not good at living.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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