Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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