come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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