Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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