you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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