you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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