Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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