I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I am midnight drunk by noon
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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