is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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