if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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