we have pet lesbian snakes
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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