I swear she didn't look like that last week.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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