: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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