Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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