It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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