This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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