I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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