honey bunches of taint.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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