If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
smell my finger.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
