let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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