So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
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Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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