I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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