as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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