i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm bleeding and have questions
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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