He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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