Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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